April 2009
57 posts
American High School Movie →
HOLY SHIT. so this movie actually exists. the cast is really amazing…my fav, obvi, is that some dude that was in a few episodes of The Hills, as someone who wanted to bone Audrina, is in this…and totally being billed as “from the Hills”
The Cast: The outrageous comedy stars Aubrey O’Day (DANITY KANE, MAKING THE BAND, MARCH 2009 PLAYBOY COVER MODEL), Jillian Murray...
Stay Frosty
ok, so i am conducting my nightly unemployed ritual of sitting on my ass and watching a shitload episodes of buffy (almost done with season 6) and Warren just said ” stay frosty.” i almost peed my pants. i love this show. and dare i saw, season 6 might be the best season? when i make the move to my bedroom i’ll probs switch the buffy watching for some angel, because baby - i...
They’re Taking Shots? THEY’RE TAKING SHOTS?!
io9 - Joss Whedon Accepts Award, Drops Dollhouse... →
god i would love to see a Buffy/River fight. I mean River would win, obvi - she fucking obliterated a shitload of Reevers for christ’s sake - but it would still be pretty awesome. ok, now i want to go watch Serenity.
i found a job
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“And the Boston Globe adds, “Almost nothing works in this movie.”
– ohnotheydidnt: Sienna Miller’s new movie panned by critics
Yeah, I saw a trailer for this movie - The Mysteries of Pittsburgh - the other day. It looked pretty awful, which made me sad, because Peter Sarsgaard is in it. If you like him, you should watch Shattered Glass.
Watchallnightdiner:
omg i love this girl. except i don’t want nonsociety to succeed. i want it to crash and burn like the pile of useless shit that it is. but still, this chick is great.
fuck yes. i love this chick. will now proceed to watch any other videos she has made.
Observe and Report
I wish that Observe and Report wasn’t being marketed as a comedy. I mean, there are funny parts and it is kind of a comedy, but it really isn’t a comedy. I am also not sure that I am happy with Seth Rogen in it, well his casting I mean. Maybe it’s just because I watched Foot Fist Way recently but it seems like it was written with Danny McBride in mind…or maybe Jody Hill...
Gross YouTube Genre Is Populated By Pimple-Loving... →
jimmy drake brooks
i really don’t know if i can listen to this…all i can imagine is jimmy woods so i don’t really buy it when i hear shit about smoking blunts and fucking bitches. i mean, there are no lyrics that say that, but you know, it’s rap and all, so i just assume…
update: OMG, i just heard this: “pussys only pussy and i get it when i need it” and “so tonight...
Watchi think i found my husband.
“The Hollywood Reporter says Laura Leighton has made time in her extremely busy...”
– Dlisted | Be Very Afraid
Chicken Tetrazzini
So there was an absolutely amazing clip on The Soup this week, care of the Maury Povich show. It involved a man possibly cheating on his woman with her friend (and let’s face it they are on Maury so it’s safe to say he did, in fact, cheat). Anywho, the friend nabbed the man not with her feminine wiles but with her skills in the kitchen, where she apparently makes the meanest chicken...
Blind Vice: Two Coked-Out Movie Stars - E! Online →
apparently my jew from the great white north, seth rogen, is using la cocaina to turn into a skinny bitch.
“Noting that I didn’t actually do anything wrong, he offers me a few rounds...”
– ohnotheydidnt: Hilary Duff is drunken bitch, reports Gawker reader
The dance-off to end all dance-offs.
So I am on a dance-off kick at the moment, which of course makes me think of the awesome battle between my boyfriend adam sevani (this is me in cougar mode) and whore miley. If you know what’s goood for you, you’ll watch.
The challenge (round 1): http://youtube.com/watch?v=8a-FBSEFqcM Round 1 response: http://youtube.com/watch?v=ngBLWZFTJ7E Round 2 acdc:...
WatchRain Dance-Off | May 05,2008 - Carl Hiaasen | ColbertNation.com
“Did I ever tell you about the time I was living in Coeur d’Alene, doing...”
– Gawker - Real Housewives : Rumble In the Concrete Jungle - real housewives of new york city 